So, we live in a world where there are so many types of personalities and behaviors, but I can’t help but share some of my favorite (?) comments, questions and statements people I know have passed. Some are bizarre, some quite rude and some just plain hilarious! Not all of them were directed to me, luckily, but some were said/done to people around me and they just stuck to me throughout the years! Enjoy
1. “OH I LOVE THAT MOVIE, BUT TOO BAD BOTH CHARACTERS DIED” – the spoiler alert. EXCUSE ME, some of us paid for tickets to actually sit throughout the entire movie! Did we ask you for an ending spoiler? Even more annoyingly, this sense-deprived human being posts these spoilers on social medias for their 123.456.890 friends to read, like “Oh it was a bad movie! The guy finally got dumped at the end” YEAH I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU GET DUMPED YOU DOOFUS
I have to add though, I personally love movie reviews! I love reading about the sets, soundtrack, screenplay, dialogues, and scripts and then decide whether or not I’d like to go ahead and see it for myself. Having the ending narrated to me-so uncool.
2. “OMAGOD, ARE YOU GONNA EAT THAT CHEESECAKE? WE’RE GOING TO DRINK TONIGHT”- the failed dieticians. There are so many wisecracks out there who judge me when I am about to enjoy my desert or pizza. They lecture me about “being fit” or “staying healthy” or “going organic” and just when I’m about to feel guilty looking at their tiny cauliflower piece, they start drinking their lungs out. I mean, what’s the point of going on ultra diets when you put in a gallon of alcohol later that day? phew
3. “YOU SHOULD REALLY LOSE SOME WEIGHT”- the idiots. Unless you’re a nutritionist, a dietician, a personal trainer or in some kind of health-related occupation, you should really lay off people’s weight. Chances are that, the person knows he/she is somewhat overweight. Plus, they’re food binging with their own money. Shut up
This is a big exception if you’re extremely close to the person in need of this advice. And there are tactful ways to say it instead of throwing it to their face in smugness.
4. “YOU’VE LOST TOO MUCH WEIGHT, GUYS LIKE A LITTLE MEAT”-the men-centric dimwits. HELLO, isn’t this the 21st century? Can’t we live for ourselves instead of trying to please our men all the friggin time? Why are all our efforts perceived to be for solely pleasing men? If our body is changing, its most possibly for ourselves and NOT to make other people see us as desirable. This is not about men.
5. “YOU DON’T DRINK? YOU’RE TRULY MISSING OUT SOMETHING IN LIFE” or “YOU’RE A VEGETARIAN? OH NO” – the ignorants. Yeah, coz life is all about alcohol and meat. I suggest you to wake up, open your window and look out. Oh and stop being ignorant fools. *slaps own forehead*
6. “THANK GOD YOU’RE JUST A –INSERT OCCUPATION 1-, AT MY JOB, WE DEAL WITH MUCH HARDER THINGS”- the superiority complex. People don’t simply understand that different people are made for different jobs. Doctors deal with blood. Teachers deal with cranky children. Administers deal with fussy people. Try jumbling them all up. Wouldn’t all three freak out?
If you underestimate other people’s jobs, you are seriously a pain in the rear. STOP blaming other people who can afford to go for vacations mid-year or visit a theme park mid-week. Even they bring their work with them. If your work requires you to be in physical presence all the time, remember that you yourself opted for this job.
If you are a victim of one of the above, I feel you. BIG time. If you are own criminal offence for one of the above, don't take it too harshly :) We're all allowed a couple of goof-ups. Plus, some people may not share the same views as I do. All in all, its all for good fun.
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